How would you tag this image?

TAGS that are not exactly accurate, but are they good?

• hot sexy dancers
• telephone
• under water
• like Van Gogh
• group shower
• locker room

With public tagging you're going to get stuff that isn't totally accurate. But imagine some guy wants a fine art locker room painting. He would find this painting with these tags. And shouldn't he find what he's looking for?

This is Artillerymen, 1915. Oil on canvas, 55 1/8 x 59 1/8 inches. Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, By exchange. 88.3591. Ernst Ludwig Kirchnersource